You Are Lost in the 80s If...

1. You remember when Jordache jeans were cool.
2. In your school pictures you were wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up.
3. You ever rang someone’s doorbell and said “Landshark!”
4. Three words: Atari, IntelliVision and Coleco, sound familiar
5. You remember the days when “safe sex” meant that your parents were gone for the weekend.
6. You remember Friday Night Videos before the days of MTV.
7. While in high school, you and your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play Prince’s “1999” until you passed out partying.
8. You remember when music that was labeled alternative, really was alternative.
9. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan.
10. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.
11. “What you talkin’ bout?” rings a bell.
12. You can't read the Preamble to the Constitution without hearing the Schoolhouse Rock song in your head. ("We the peeeeo-ple/in order to form a more perfect union...")
13. You’re starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing.
14. You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video.
15. The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance came during “Crazy for You,” by Madonna.
16. The phrase “Where’s the beef,” still doubles you over with laughter.
17. You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.
18. Ted the photographer on The Love Boat.
19. You’ve ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years.
20. You’re starting to believe now that maybe having the kids go to school year round wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.
21. You’re doing absolutely nothing pertaining to your major.
22. You care about whether U2 or REM were the better band.
    
23. You had a frontrow seat for Luke and Laura’s wedding on General Hospital.
24. You know who shot JR.
25. This rings a bell: “...and my name is Charlie. They work for me.”
26. You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on after all.
27. You know all the words to the double album set of Grease.
28. You ever had a Dorothy Hamil haircut.
29. You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to see if Jenny would answer.
30. “All skate, change directions”, means something to you.
31. You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear.
32. You bought a pair of Vanns and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli.
33. You owned a preppy handbook.
34. You remember when there was only PG and R.
35. Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those brick sized packages of Bazooka gum.
36. Bo and Luke Duke.
37. VCRs cost $2,000.
38. There was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.
39. Rotary dial telephones.
40. You actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal commercials, died after eating a packet of pop rocks and drinking a Coke.
41. You remember the theme song to Greatest American Hero and it can still come back to haunt you. (BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I’M WALKING ON AIR...)
42. You’ve recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: When I was younger... When I was your age... You know, back when...

Found these archived at Jim's Joke Repository, where it was titled Signs You're Lost Between the Baby Boomers and Gen X. Sadly true--I've edited a bit.

Wow. Friday Night Videos. That takes me back.