Mr. Sweetie: Our pastor just came back from Ecuador. You know what the number one news story there is? The war in Iraq. And the number two and three headlines are about American celebrities and break-ups.
Bunny: I don't want to be a movie star when I grow up and marry another movie star.
Mr. Sweetie: Why?
Bunny: Because people in Ecuador will find out about it!
Of course! That's the reason not to be a movie star! I knew I had one.
(Because I am a Pollyanna and desperately seek the silver lining in every gray cloud--I'm deciding that it's good news that Ecuador is all about celebrity break-ups. It means there's nothing so bad there that would push that kind of crap off the front page.)