And In Other Movie News

Of course, Oscar nominations are only the protons of the atomic particles that are Hollywood. The electrons are the RAZZIES.

Yup, when you celebrate achievement, karma demands you create balance in the universe by celebrating the true stinkers at the bottom of the pile. The WORST performances, movies and directors. And the nominees are:

Worst Movie--also Worst Screenplay:

• Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans.
  
• The Happening
• The Hottie and the Nottie
• In the Name of the King
• The Love Guru

Worst Actor:

• Larry the Cable Guy
• Eddie Murphy
• Mike Myers
• Al Pacino
• Mark Wahlberg

Worst Actress:

• Jessica Alba
• The cast of The Women
• Cameron Diaz
• Paris Hilton
• Kate Hudson

Worst Supporting Actor:

• Uwe Boll as himself
• Pierce Brosnan
• Ben Kingsley
• Bert Reynolds
  
• Verne Troyer

Worst Supporting Actress:

• Carmen Electra
• Paris Hilton
• Kim Kardashian
• Jenny McCarthy
• Leelee Sobieski

Worst Screen Couple:

• Uwe Boll and ANY camera, screenplay or actor
• Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher
• Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
• Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy
• Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel

• Disaster Movie/Meet the Spartans
• Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
• Speed Racer
• Star Wars: Clone Wars
  

Worst Career Achievement:

• Uwe Boll

Now, I know you are going to want to run out and see all these performances before the awards ceremony on February 22! Go!