Nietzsche Family Circus.

You may have already seen the Marmaduke blog, which explains the barely funny daily cartoon in five hundred words or less. But this! This is totally awesome! It randomly pairs a (ceritiably non-humorous) Family Circus cartoon drawing with a random quote from the famous philosopher.


"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends."

This is clearly filling a need in MY life. Why not other pairings, like a Shakespearean Insult Generator with pictures of Paris Hilton? Or whoever (or whatever) gets your hate on.


"[Thou] foul defacer of God's handiwork.
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog! We leak in your chimney."

(That last one sounds like the French Taunter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)
Speaking of which...why not random Monty Python quotes matched to--oh I don't know, maybe E! Online's Fashion Police.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.



So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

The possibilities are endless.