According to a dear friend, "PMS" stands for "punish men severely." Now, they have the opportunity to defend themselves! Just check out this cheeky DIY project from Schmutzie.I received the following from JoMama, courtesy of a cousin of mine. I love the diagram. The Man in My Life has long ago learned these lessons!
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
| DANGEROUS: | SAFER: | SAFEST: | ULTRA SAFE: |
| What's for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? | Here, have some chocolate. |
| Are you wearing that? | Wow, you sure look good in brown! | WOW! Look at you! | Here, have some chocolate |
| What are you so worked up about? | Could we be overreacting? | Here's my paycheck. | Here, have some chocolate. |
| Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left. | Can I get you a glass of wine with that? | Here, have some chocolate. |
| What did you DO all day? | I hope you didn't over-do it today. | I've always loved you in that robe! | Here, have some more chocolate. |
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