Are You Scared Of The Dark?

We made the long trek home from KC this afternoon. You know, when you leave at 3 for a 7 hour drive in November--most of the trip is in the dark?

So, Pony and Bunny were amusing themselves, telling each other scary stories.

Bunny: I have one! Once upon a time, there were three boys who made a band. . .called the Jonas Brothers!

Pony: <gasp, shriek> Okay, it's my turn. Once there was a band called the Jonas Brothers. . .and they were joined by a hideous monster called. . .Hannah Montana!

Bunny: <muffled moans and hyperventilating>

Pony: I have another one. Are you sure this won't give you nightmares?

Bunny: I don't know!

Pony: Once there was this group of kids, and they became. . .High School Musical! And worse, there was the horrible. . .Zac Ephron!

Bunny: I think we'd better turn on the light. Heh. Heh. So, um, other people don't get lost. Yeah. That's it.

Do you think they go off and script all this stuff first?