Saturday, June 30, 2007

Overheard In Public

The family stopped on a road trip at a "Bar and Grill" that had a UFO theme: Space Aliens. In addition to the classic movie posters--like the original War of the Worlds, and The Day The Earth Stood Still--it had enormous clippings from the Weekly World News. "Space Alien Backs Bush For President!" was one, and "Mysterious Cow Abductions!" was another.

Even the bathrooms were decorated in the spirit of the theme--the toilets were totally black, which was rather eerie.

While I was there, I heard a voice coming over a stall--NOT one of my own children's, however.

"Hey Mom! It's like peeing into a Black Hole!!"

I totally wish I had said that.

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