"When I lived on the farm, the wives used to work outside of the home to support their husbands' agricultural habit."
"The most successful farmers were the ones married to nurses, 'cause then they had health insurance."
"My husband belongs to a drinking club that has a softball problem."
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Please don't ever invite Lewis Black to a girlscout meeting. I don't think it would be pretty.
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