Signs of Summer for Crabby People

I have no reason to bitch about the weather right now. It's beautiful! The sky is clear and bright blue, the temperature is hovering just under 80 degrees, the garden is full of roses and peonies. So, I can't complain, right?

Ho! You don't know me very well, do you?

Because every silver lining has a gray cloud, here are my Crabby Signs of Summer:

1. I have mowed the lawn. Twice.
2. Caterpillars have dropped down my neck while walking the dog today. Twice.
3. I killed my first mosquito, but only after it bit me.
4. Twice.

Happy June!