Things I Am Eating Even Though I Am "Not Hungry."

• The last 6 1/2 Triscuit crackers. The bottom of the box has come unglued, as if it is recycling itself.
• The last two ounces of fat free pretzel twists.
• The salt in the bottom of the fat free pretzel twists bag, after I lick my finger so the salt sticks.
• Quite a few Tostios Hint of Lime chips, because they were probably getting stale.
• Baby carrots because there are no more SnakCarbs (™) around anymore, because I ate them all.