To Do List--2005?

Courtesy of Vanity Fair's letters column (August 2005, letter written by Andrew Wardium Jr.):

Now that you have found Deep Throat, please find:

Osama bin Laden,
the weapons of mass destruction,
the Dick Cheney energy task-force documents,
the George W. Bush Texas Air National Guard attendance records,
the person in the administration who "outed" Valerie Plame,
the actual results of the Florida 2000 Presidential election,
a balanced national budget,
the anthrax terrorist(s),
full funding for No Child Left Behind,
Tom DeLay's integrity,
uranium in Niger,
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
and the person Carly Simon was singing about in "You're So Vain."

All righty, then!