Thursday, July 14, 2005

To Do List--2005?

Courtesy of Vanity Fair's letters column (August 2005, letter written by Andrew Wardium Jr.):

Now that you have found Deep Throat, please find:

Osama bin Laden,
the weapons of mass destruction,
the Dick Cheney energy task-force documents,
the George W. Bush Texas Air National Guard attendance records,
the person in the administration who "outed" Valerie Plame,
the actual results of the Florida 2000 Presidential election,
a balanced national budget,
the anthrax terrorist(s),
full funding for No Child Left Behind,
Tom DeLay's integrity,
uranium in Niger,
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
and the person Carly Simon was singing about in "You're So Vain."


All righty, then!

1 comment:

Amy Adams said...

Thanks for your kind words.

Re: Harry Potter--I find the Potterverse to be clever, intellegent, playful and deeply ethical in attempting to navigate a world where evil is not always easy to identify and fight.

The local UCC church has recently placed a banner on the front of their church--"Don't put a period where God placed a comma. God is still talking." I like that thought--answers are not automatically already given to all our questions. The Pope is engaging in dialogue--whether he intends to or not.