I was driving Pony and 2 friends somewhere, and they had the following conversation:
Friend 1: [Someone not in the car] was babysitting, and the girl kept talking about her hamster had a vulva. And [Absent Friend] kept saying "Why does your hamster have a car?"
Pony: Yeah. [Class Village Idiot] was in science the other day, and he said his mother has a new "Vulva." And [Other Student] said "As the son of a car dealer--it's a VOLVO!"