Pony's 7th grade geography class is doing reports on various countries. One of her classmates is doing a Latin American country, with a focus on the drug trade. We had this conversation:
Pony: So, then he said "I even have a recipe for cocaine! Do you want to hear it?" And we all said "NOOOOO."
Me: A recipe? For cocaine? What, like "take two eggs and a stick of butter?"
Pony: Preheat oven to 350 degrees and pour in powder. . .wait, that's brownies.
I love my family!