So, Oprah has opened an online store, just in time for the Christmas shopping season. Nobody ever said she was dumb.
But--really? I mean, really? If she sold some of the stuff she has featured on her "Favorite Things" episodes, I'd be over there shopping my heart out. But that's not what is there.
What is there? Everything you can think of that can either have an "O" put on it, or be made in the shape of an "O." Need a refrigerator magnet? You can get the letter O. You want a key ring? You can choose one with "Oprah" written on it, or "The Oprah Winfrey Show" stamped on it, or an "O" spelled out in Swarovski crystals.
Clothing? Stationery? Pet equipment? Same deal.
Most eye-rolling? The opening page for Home Living: "Your home should say who you are."
Buy from this store, and you are apparently operating under the delusion that you are Oprah Winfrey.
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