JoMama called with this story about the Fabulous Babe, who is my fabulous sister.
FB was walking her dog, Otto von Biscuit--I know, GREAT dog name-- when it started to rain. It must have really rained hard, as they had to take shelter in a pet store. So, being Fabulous, FB began to shop. So did Otto.
Of course, being 3/4 Lhasa Apso, Otto has champagne tastes. They say you can predict a dog's personality from what role it was bred for. Lhasas apparently were bred to be worshipped. (This is true!) So, true to breed, Otto found a VERY expensive dog blanket. Something befitting his status, I guess.
So. He peed on it.
It's his now.
So, I'm looking for the "take away" from this story. Something that I can use when I want something.
(Mr. Sweetie interjects: "You have trouble getting what you want?!?!?!")
Well, whatever--I'm not going to start peeing on merchandise. At least not on purpose.
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