Friday, April 11, 2008

Notes From The Mountaintop

Things have been quiet here on the Blog of Evil. The weather continues to suck mightily. One day of sunshine, and then day after day of cold, cloudy, gloppy weather. It snowed again today--again the wet slushy stuff that lands on the ground with a pulpy "SPLAT!" and then runs down the sewer drains. The sun refuses to show itself, leaving the world a dreary midwinter landscape that mocks the idea of spring.

I have been busy these last few days--either down in the dungeons, searching through volumes of potions and spells for ways to appease the weather gods. Lots of recipes for human sacrifice. Sadly, those are the same whether one is seeking to bring sun OR rain, and frankly, if there's no better guarantee of success, I'll just save myself the effort.

When not poking around in the Evil Library, I have been spending time in dragon form, blowing fiery breath on the stone walls and floors of the castle, trying to stay warm.

It's enough to make one want to go back to bed and not get up for a hundred years.

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