We went through this in the Carter Administration. What lessons does that debacle have for our current situation?
Let's look back, shall we?
Lesson number 1: There is nothing scarier than a man with a needle wearing a striped shirt and a bow tie.
Lesson number 2: The 1970s were second only to the Victorian Era in the goofiness of facial hair.
Remember--those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.
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