So, yesterday, I spotted a real jalopy in the parking lot at the grocery store. All four hubcaps were gone, and the wheel wells had rusted through. The back bumper had sagged from it's proper position, looking like a overly-burdened diaper on a toddler. One of the rear lights had been broken, and the whole car looked dingy, tired and old.
Of course, it did have a bumper sticker on it:
Which just goes to show you that the poor sod probably doesn't have much treasure in heaven either.