I know.  I understand.  I used to have two dogs.
How To Not Sleep--With Cats.
I woke up one sweaty August morning (no airconditioning) with a dog on either side of me.  Hairy dogs.  Dogs bred to survive in the mountains of Tibet.  Plastered to my hips.
I think that's how SlimJeans got invented.
Does anyone remember those?  They were a sort of  rubberized pants/girdle that inflated, I think.  They were supposed to help you sweat off weight while watching TV.  Monty Python did a sketch about them.  I actually can't find anything on the internet about them.
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