From Salon.com's community forum, Table Talk. Participants often include tag lines with their identities, and they are like Tweets--short, snappy, and mysterious due to their lack of context.
I actually laughed out loud at a couple of them.
Simone: To which I respond with my first and most persuasive point, which is to say, SHUT UP, YOU. Followed by my second argument in opposition to this plan, which is, I DON'T WANNA. As you now see, my position is unassailable.
Kady G: Today I scrubbed my bathroom, it now smells like lavender Pine-Sol and the death of feminism.
Wonder what mine would be?