Last night, he actually forced me to laugh out loud--sure it was a re-run, and as a result the jokes were somewhat dated, but they got me anyway. They went something like this:
Gay couples can now apply for marriage licenses in California. All I have to say about that is. . . George Clooney, call me.
I think, this whole gay marriage thing is a right wing conspiracy to wipe out gay sex.
I may have to add him to my little list of Imaginary Boyfriends.