Back when I was at the Yale Law School, we students had a tradition called "The Yale Law Revue" where we wrote parodic lyrics to popular songs and used them to make fun of our (highly) eccentric law school experience. Any foible was fair game, the more public the better.
I expect Amy Chua and her "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" to be prime targets.
In the spirit of those halcyon days of yore, I offer my own take on Amy Chua and the Tiger Mother. I offer you "The Battle Hymn of the Best-Seller."
Sing along--you already know the tune.
Mine eyes have read invective of a thousand Mommy Blogs
They say I am abusive, that I treat my kids like dogs
Of my derelictions they make damning catelogues
And the books fly off the shelves!
Glory glory hallelujah!
All you mommies--how I fooled ya!
My book reached number six
On the Amazon sales list
And the bucks keep rolling in!